Instructables user kazmataz told us to swallow your pills or capsules given by your doctor, by lubing butter on it . To put this to the test, I apply a layer of butter on my a huge capsule. There is no coating on that capsule. Oh my God it make a difference. Now I want to regularly lube up my pills with fat, because its a better option to swallow huge pills and capsules. Beware not for diet concious people because butter contains lots of calories.
The woman you sleep with gaze into your eyes and tells she loves you. And of course you should believe her.
You can tell the way she looks you, way she holds you, the way she seems to always know what you want before you do. There are a couple of things in life you just know,
But there a lot of things you don't know.
I ll give you this hidden knowledge. But you should prepare yourself to know these facts.
1. Sleep in Your T-Shirt
When you are not at home, i wear you old fav t shirt . Because it smells like you.
2. Lie About My Ex
i never told you the exact number of my exes. it is unscientific rule if women says 4 ex boyfriends then it can be 6 or 7.
3. Fantasized About You
I fantasized about you dozen of times before making love session.
4. Compare to My Exes
I still think about my ex boyfriends and compare them/him with you .Mostly you win. But sometime you cant.
5. Google Your Exes
I have searched online you ex girlfriends. ;-)
6. Lost My Appetite
In love with you i completely lost my appetite.
7. My Body not Always this Smooth
My body naturally not very smooth and hairless. But I will never allow you to see this. So I used shaving, tweezing, waxing, exfoliating, and moisturizing to achieve this smooth and hairless body.
8. Can Be Disorganized
I pretend as very organized person. But I can be disorganized. You can see my disorganization in my closet, my makeup bag and on my desk .
9. I Know About Your Porn Taste
I have discovered your porn stuff and your favorite porn sites and now i am thinking about the things that turn you on. very funny.
10. I Need Extra Time Always
When I say, i need 7 more minutes it means 14 minutes.
11. I'm Late Usually
When I say, "I'll meet you in 15 minutes, most probably it means after 40 minutes.
12. You've Made Me Cry Several Times
You've made me cry several times than you'll ever know.
13. I Like When You Call Me
I like about when you are going to call me again. The time between our first date and your "Thanks for a great night; when can I see you again?" always seems into slow motion. Don't worry about looking eager. Call me. Even if you only wait until noon the day after, it will feel like a lifetime for me. And don't send me an e-mail like a trash thing.
14. I Want You Talk Little Dirty
Sometimes I want you to talk little bit dirty. Good for you and me too. ;-)
15. Saved Your Voice Mails
In beginning of our relationship. I saved all your voice mails and listen them repeatedly alone and sometime with my friends.
16. One Nightstands
I’ll not one nightstand with you if I want to build a proper relationship with you. Because I would not sabotage our relationship by nightstand. If I‘ll do then relationship lasts only for few weeks or months.
17. Spend a Lot on Clothes
I want to spend your whole salary on my Clothes.
18. Constantly Testing You
I constantly testing you honey. By observing, analyzing, and judging every action , every word, every gesture, e-mail, and facial expression. When I ask you if you want threesome, I don't mean it. I just checking and analyzing your thought process.
Best answer should be "Why would I want to sleep with another woman when I have you my princess?"
19. Check Your Butt
check your butt every time you leave the room. ;-)
20. Need to Know You Want Me
I always need constant indications from your side that you want me around. That's why it's good, for example, to say, "I want you to come with me for the weekend. Could you come with me sweet heart?" than to ask, "What are you doing to this weekend?"
21. Love It When You're Jealous
I love it when you become a little jealous. So if you ever see me flirting in front of you, it means I'm actually flirting with you—through him.
22. You Look Sexy When You Go to Work
I know I complain that don’t see you long time , but you look sexy when you put on suit in morning and going to work.
23. When I Feel Ignored , I Starts Fight
I usually start fight when I realized you ignoring me and not giving me much time which I deserve.
24. You're Cheap if I Pay
On first date if I insist for paying bill or splitting it don’t permit me to do this. Because its very cheap.
25. Fantasized About Your Best Friend
Sometimes I fantasized about your best friend sleeping with him. Although I don’t want him , but I want a guy who is so close to you.
26. My Friends Know Before You
If I want to breakup with you, my all friends know this before you do because I have been talking about it for 1 week.
27. Get Nostalgic About Us
When we breakup, I put photographs and belongings of this relationship in safe place. In case I get nostalgic , in case you come back.
28. I Want You to Take Control
I want you to take control. I am successful , I am financially independent, I live on my own life, and don’t need a man to make me happy (in theory) hahahaha. But I still want you pick me up and carry me to the bedroom and take me out without asking.
29. Your Hands Can Turn Me On
Only by looking at your hands i can turn on.
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